Coulterkampf #3

Millions haven’t been
this depressed since the French shot
four towel-biters

The cameraman’s plan
warned excited French, risked
dancing and singing

This one ball, if good,
could move something French to be
flying out my butt

The independent
audience may have been one
word to getting free

"Experience" of
events in the world imposed
by fading fingers

More than 100
would choose no countries, believe
they’re managed alone

Didn't reach out, get
out of said club because there's
bad news to add there

Haiku created from Ann Coulter's February 2, 2005, column.