Saturday, December 18, 2004

Coulterkampf #1

It might be cool to
be flogged publicly: one type
of juvenile badge.

You're consistently
screaming “sex crisis,” missing
my literacy.

Sweaters are anti-
Biblical. Go forth,
gas-guzzling cars.

I had enough turn-
of-the-century plants and trees.
Don’t pray; rape those guns.

maniacs are a good start.
Take the cheering ones.

Each haiku created from one interview with or column by Ann Coulter. All words are hers.


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